Pac-12 Basketball Rankings: Oregon Remains in Top Half

By Alex Weber | Dec 29, 2018

LAS VEGAS, NV - MARCH 08: A Pac-12 basketball logo is displayed on the court before a first-round game of the Pac-12 Basketball Tournament between the Stanford Cardinal and the Arizona State Sun Devils at T-Mobile Arena on March 8, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) /

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1. Arizona State

In high school, we had a teacher at my school who was like 24/25 years old and everyone adored. His name was Bobby Nichols, but everyone called him Bobby. He became sort of a cult hero around school halls (all boys school by the way) because he would drink with students at social outings and all that kinda stuff. So people loved the guy. And it became a requirement that whenever you walked past him, you instinctually yelled “BOBBBAAAYYYY” at him, and he’d hit ya with a reverse head nod.

I feel like that’s what ASU students tripping on acid (trust me, there’s plenty of them) nonchalantly shout during games because Bobby Hurley is getting sh*t done. Pardon my French. Is there a more sublime combination than Hurley and Arizona State? Maybe Kobe and Shaq? Maybe.

And Lu Dort is a younger, sprier, jumpier Admiral Schofield. That should scare you, fellow Oregon fans.